nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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